The Hard Luck Gazette presents:
Grow your business with funny stories that will engage customers.
Copying the Recipe: Sample 1
The Surf's Up -- His Nose
Like many surfers, the only drag to catching a wave for Robert M. of Laguna Hills, Calif., is saltwater buildup in his sinuses. He never knows when a bit of the Pacific is going to drain out through his nose.
The dam broke for Robert at work -- not a big deal unless you happen to have Robert’s job -- waiting tables at a gourmet restaurant. A steady stream tumbled from his schnoz into the dinner salad of a high-society customer.
The only tip Robert got that evening was from his boss, who kindly counseled him to start looking for a new job the next day.
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